European Union: In or Out ?

QUEEN OUTFLANKS JEZZA !






While dear old Jezza was still searching for his reading glasses, before cobbling together some form of hogwash to present to the Queen, little did he know that our brave Brexit supporting Monarch had ripped off the royal gloves, grabbed a biro, and got BoJo's wheels spinning on a prorogued parliament (actually no more that 3 or 4 extra days off to prepare for those exhausting party conferences).

Poor old Jezza searching high and low for a second class stamp, but all to no avail as BoJo and Betty had done him up like kipper well in advance.

God Bless The Queen.

War hero Michael Heseltine, victor of the Battle of Molesworth which left hordes of dangerous hippies licking their wounds and/or fleeing to the hills, is unhappy with Prime Minister Johnson's provocative move today. He says:

“On hearing the news whilst on holiday in Montenegro, I am appalled by the government’s announcement. The government’s decision is a constitutional outrage. A government which is frightened of parliament is frightened of democracy. I hope that every member of parliament, in feeling this humiliation, will use every legal and constitutional weapon to obstruct a government proposing to force on the British people a historic change for which they have long since lost any mandate.”

The Queen will be busy opening letters tomorrow morning because Anna Soubry, Jo Swinson and Jeremy Corbyn are all writing to her today. She probably doesn't have a clue what's going on but at least it will take her mind off her son Andy's sleazy behaviour, which had the Daily Mail in a right old funk today. Andy obviously never heeded the advice that it's a good idea to be nice to people when you are up because you might need them on your side when you're on the way down, but it's a bit of a bugger when a son of HM can't enjoy a relaxing foot massage from Ivana Humpalot in a paedophile's parlour without the gutter press nosing around and making a big stink about it. 

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, as any fule no, was born in New York on 19 June 1964. Not only is he not British he's also a mere wet-behind-the-ears slip of a child and too big for his boots. He needs his arse tanning.

Some say that Alexander Boris has a way with the ladies, but his charms have failed to impress Ruth Davidson. For many the only Tory politician they could bear, she has quit one day after Alexander Boris decided to slam the door on our elected representatives by shutting them out of parliament for 5 weeks. Since Ms Davidson is thought by several pundits to be the glue that held together the Scottish Tories (her deputy while she was on maternity leave made John Redwood look friendly and Chris Grayling charismatic) this news bodes well for the cause of Scottish independence, or at least that's the way it looks today. 

My friend in the USA emailed me today to ask what the FH is going on. Considering the situation here in the UK along with the POTUS being a raving madman, the Amazon burning down and Sheffield Wednesday and Leeds United at the top of the early second division table my answer is that we are all going to hell in a handcart. 

Daily Express style commentary, right there.

I'm still basking in the glow of the kind words directed my way by Comrade Felix, and I'm sure Reg will have appreciated the compliment from Rob that he's able to produce a style akin to that of the professional and often award winning journalists employed by the Daily Express.

This sudden charm offensive from the Remainers is gratefully received, although not entirely necessary as the hand of friendship is permanently proffered by the good natured and jovial TFF Brexiteers such as Reg, myself, and many others, including the politically shrewd Stewart.

Neither should Remainers lose heart, as Prime Minister BoJo's commitment and strong belief in democracy surely still allows for discussion of the Brexit situation as well as amendments if Parliament thinks necessary, particularly a vote on a new and improved 'deal' that BoJo hopes to conclude with the EU in the middle of October. 

A less good look is blocking the streets or hoping the courts will overturn or delay the implementation of the Democratic mandate. Whether it be that well known old proroguer himself and Edwina Currie's former lover John Major, or ranting Gina, their whining, complaining and further attempts to deny the voting public what was decided back in mid 2016 only serves in pushing the people of the UK into backing Boris more emphatically.....as the most recent poll underlines.






The only thing that seems certain is, that however fraught things might get in the country at large, the Brexit debate at TFF will, as always, be conducted on friendly terms and with a smile  .

Comrade Felix 

Perhaps Ruth's youngster is teething and she's not getting any sleep ?  But the fact that a woman without a Conservative bone in her body became leader of the Tories north of the border, just indicates the sorry state the Party had got itself into.... effectively taken over and run by Social Democrats like May and Hammond. It also illustrates the enormity of the task facing Prime Minister Cummings and Boris.

All the talent is now amalgamated within the No.10 machine. There's really no need for a Chancellor at all. Saj has a relatively simple task to perform i.e present the face of diversity for the Johnson/Cummings Administration. The one thing Dominic and Boris know it isn't wise to do, is let a power base build up at No.11 that favours policies not entirely in line with your own. If Alistair Campbell could start over again he'd have nipped in the bud Gordon Brown setting up a confrontational department of his own next door, and with sufficient influence to make Blair dance to his Chancellor's tune on many an occasion.






Locally in Torbay, the fact that their MP considered Sajid Javid to be the best candidate for PM raises alarm bells straight away. If Javid found favour with Riviera Macron then that tells you pretty much all you need to know about Javid. Stick him in No.11 with a rubber stamp, but don't let him do his own thing as you'd be just as well having Jo Swinson as Prime Minister. Just how did he come to have a Remainiac adviser that has already been collaborating with the anti democrats of the Gawkward Squad ? It sounds very much as if Javid should have been kicked out the door at the same time. I'd imagine it's similar to Refs generally not getting a red card out for a very bad tackle in the first minute. Sending the Chancellor for an early bath this soon, when it was only a few weeks ago that he was appointed would provide the Press with a field day. So the option of stripping him of all power, and being made aware he's being watched very very closely, seems to have been taken instead. A major blot in Saj's copybook already, even before all the new wallpaper has been put up in No.11.

Evidence that Khan was a Kollaborator. And she's paid the price. Saj placed under surveillance, although any further slip ups and it'll be off to Siberia and the salt mines for him as well.