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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2022 8:06:54 GMT
inews.co.uk/opinion/in-her-opening-speech-liz-truss-showed-more-than-a-touch-of-the-maybot-1833915So there you have it…the Maybot has returned! Stood there with glazed eyes, a blank expression, the brain whirring away and churning out the same old shit! All the simple minded people looking on in wonder, thinking that The Messiah rather than The Maybot has returned. Those same simple minded people thinking that this politician will be better than all the others, will make the Conservative party better than all the others, when in reality they’re all exactly the same…shite! Those same simple minded people who are at this moment drooling into their Cocoa-Pops! 🤤
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2022 7:45:17 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2022 10:13:44 GMT
So let’s have a look at the winners and losers of this royalty kerfuffle.
Winners: Charlie obviously. I did laugh at one paper headline - What will King Charles lll reign be like, to which the obvious answer is…short!
Well that’s it for the winners.
Losers: Megan Me Me Me Me Me Markle goes top. She will be crying into a mirror as I type, but also planning her next assault on “The Firm” by appearing on the Oprah show as soon as possible. “Oh Oprah, they wouldn’t let me go see that old woman…it’s only ‘cause i’s Black?”
A close second is Andy. Now that Charlie has given him The Order of the Boot, no young girls will go near him, but I suppose that’s no sweat to Andy!
That leaves Harry. He should be happy now he lives in the USA with his father near him…there’s just no pleasing some people. 🙄
As for all the rest…it’s pretty much Status Quo.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2022 9:38:48 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2022 12:23:26 GMT
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62906854So, Queen Liz (the new one) is unfurling her true colours early. Millions of people living in poverty in this country, and what is she (or her henchman) doing, giving yet more money to people who wipe their arses with £50 notes, instead of people who have to resort to using The Daily Mail. First frost of the year predicted up here tonight, so after year upon year of the weatherman predicting a Polar Vortex after another Polar Vortex (I think we’ve had one in living memory) when all we ever get is record breaking high temperatures during the winter, this could be the cold one. Nobody worry though…Queen Liz is on top of it! 🙄
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Post by stefano on Sept 17, 2022 7:52:28 GMT
No game again today? Though I suppose I can see why we would hope there wasn't! 😉⚽️
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2022 11:59:36 GMT
No game again today? Though I suppose I can see why we would hope there wasn't! 😉⚽️ I think petef should be put in charge and the other two put out to pasture. 🐮 🐮 |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2022 9:42:39 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2022 7:53:42 GMT
apple.news/AOD7n_WZYS3u7nEKB6SqabwSo it begins! As it’s all so depressing, I have decided to put a happy-ish post after all the doom and gloom we have to suffer. Coming up shortly.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2022 8:02:05 GMT
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11248551/Polls-Italy-CLOSE-Country-braces-political-earthquake-election.htmlThe Anti Woke Party…she’s agin all the “look at me brigade” or the LTBG as it’s known in La La Land! Also agin the European Union (🫶) Mass Immigration, and all the other insane antics of stupid people. Conservative Party…Liz Truss in charge in case you haven’t noticed. Terrified of mentioning the LTGB, terrified of mentioning the European Union, terrified of mentioning Mass Immigration and terrified of stupid people! Mmmmmm…who would I prefer to run this country? 🤔
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2022 12:28:34 GMT
This little beauty landed on the back fence yesterday, i think it's a Sparrow Hawk and neighbour thinks it's a Peregrine Falcon...any budding ornithologists out there?  |
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Post by chelstongull on Sept 26, 2022 17:34:33 GMT
This little beauty landed on the back fence yesterday, i think it's a Sparrow Hawk and neighbour thinks it's a Peregrine Falcon...any budding ornithologists out there? View AttachmentWhatever it is, bring it down To Torquay to get rid of those pesky Seagulls near me as not one of the bastards have died of avian flue 😡 |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2022 20:08:36 GMT
This little beauty landed on the back fence yesterday, i think it's a Sparrow Hawk and neighbour thinks it's a Peregrine Falcon...any budding ornithologists out there? View AttachmentWhatever it is, bring it down To Torquay to get rid of those pesky Seagulls near me as not one of the bastards have died of avian flue 😡 If I did bring the bird to Torquay then I would have to take in a match, and that would be extremely stressful on my heart…the bird and I are staying put! 🫀🦅 |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2022 8:04:25 GMT
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11264999/Liz-Truss-left-reeling-Labour-soaring-record-33-point-poll-lead.htmlShe’s only been in charge for a couple of weeks! The “oh so fortunate” war in the Ukraine is to blame for all the country’s problems is it, no, what’s actually to blame is imbecilic leadership for as long as I care to remember. On the bright side though, Jimmy Starmer has now got a foot in the door and should he grab power he will send the entire country into a catatonic stupor with his first speech. Which is good, because then we won’t have to look at how fu**ed the country really is! 🛌 😴
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