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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2018 9:44:03 GMT
I have just heard on the news that Jezza has been seen going to visit his local GP! Speaking to the press, his GP said there is nothing to worry about, Jessa is just suffering from dizzy spells having done so many U-turns!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2018 9:23:32 GMT
I think every being in the known universe knows that it is the pesky Ruskies who are bumping off our wonderful citizens...except for one silly old fool of course! On saying that, he probably thinks the sun shines out the Russian leaders arse so wouldn't dare say anything! I can imagine if Corbett were to get into power, the first person he would invite here of course is the said Russian leader. We all know that the Russian leader likes the finer things in life, so i suppose it would be a case of Putin on the Ritz!
Breaking news: I have just heard on the BBC that the baddie who has been doing the poisoning has been named as Yukanall Fuckoff...Russian or what?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2018 12:50:45 GMT
While we're grateful to Reg for bringing us the news that the likely perpetrator of the recent dastardly acts has been identified and publicly named , it does seem that Reg has nothing better to do while he's snowed in than make reactionary right wing attacks on our beloved Jezza. May Buddha forgive him, because when Jezza becomes Prime Minister and makes TUST membership compulsory, Reg and some others I can think of, will be laughing on the other side of their faces. But what arrant nonsense is this from Reg ?: How could you not applaud such a common sense move Reg ? Particularly when you look around and observe the increasingly isolated position Britain is heading towards ? We've just stuck two fingers up to all our European friends and partners, declaring we want nothing more to do with them and are formally severing ties. While at the same time we've created our worst ever relations with the United States, so bad in fact that their President dare not visit, such is our hostility. 'Remainer May' meanwhile, uses any opportunity she can to make things worse, even poking her nose in and criticising U.S plans to protect an essential sector such as their steel industry and the many badly needed U.S jobs attached to it. Surely if you're doing such a good and comprehensive job at p*ssing everyone else off, you should be working doubly hard to court Russia as a mate ? A strong friend, willing to help out if asked and when you're under attack, as President Assad will confirm, and who will not have any major ideological qualms about our People's Republic ruled by Jezza & Diane. It's exactly what we should be doing while we wait for the United States to turn Red. Which is still a few years off, until Bernie and that Red Indian woman can bring full blown Socialism to Floridagull. #VivaVlad #ForzaJezza
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2018 13:38:25 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2018 18:57:26 GMT
Is it just me, or is anybody else perplexed by this hatred of the Jewish community!
I know that 'The Big Yin' was handed over by the Jews to the Romans (what have the Romans ever done for us), but he was on a slippery slope anyway, so if it wasn't the Jews it would have been someone else!
I know that the Jews don't recognise The Prophet Mohamed...who in their right mind does anyway!
Of course the Jews seriously pissed of Hitler in some way! Didn't one of them knock back one of his drawings or something?
What though, have the poor old Jewish community done to upset the Labour party, and that old duffer Corbett?
Seemingly, this is the longest hatred/dislike of any group/person since time began! Only just a little bit longer than the hatred/dislike of our previous manager (Nico) by the Divine One of course!
Speaking of the Divine One, now that Steven Hawking has left us (Hawking didn't believe in life after death...what a surprise is in store for him), surely the Divine One (being the cleverest person on the planet...in his own mind anyway) will go and take Hawking's place. Instead of talking crap TUFC all the time, he will now be talking about Quantum Physics and all that kind of stuff!
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Post by rjdgull on Mar 28, 2018 23:13:09 GMT
I know that the Jews don't recognise The Prophet Mohamed...who in their right mind does anyway! About 1.6 billion Muslims Of Course! My recollection Of Hawking's Thoughts about the Almighty in his book was that no evidence to his existence had so far been discovered and good luck With that line of enquiry.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2018 8:30:38 GMT
Mmmmmmm...I think you might have misunderstood the significance of the word right and the word mind!
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2018 11:34:36 GMT
Disappointing news for Jezza early in the week, with evidence emerging that the yoof, including 'snowflake yoof', are increasingly happy with Tezza as PM. Soft on crime, soft on immigration, Tezza hasn't needed to nick Jezza's clothes, but is demonstrating she has very similar togs in her own wardrobe. The big factor behind this shift is, I would guess, the realisation among the young that she has a real commitment to sabotaging Brexit. Jezza has flip flopped a bit but has never given a whole-hearted endorsement of the E.U, the way many Labour MP's and members have. Tezza on the other hand demonstrates by her actions, include cunning plans for a 'Customs Partnership' that she'll leave no stone unturned in her endeavour to render Brexit virtually meaningless in practice. Strong, stable, and snowflakey.....it's bringing the young vote to Tezza. How will Jezza get the Corbynista bandwagon back on the road ?
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2018 16:34:21 GMT
How will Jezza get his band of comrades brothers back on the road again....well let me think...oh yeah, tell a pack of lies again!
I'm sure it's time we had another election again anyway!
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2018 10:00:31 GMT
Is it just me, or is Jezza Corbett turning into that Jedi Master...'Oldy-One-Gone-Mouldy?' If only we knew someone who was good at putting up pictures!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2018 8:30:30 GMT
Sadly, the abhorrent Tony Blair was found this morning, and had gone completely mad...first photo of him since this tragedy unfolded! The two people who found him (bottom picture) have been arrested for impersonating politicians! Sorry for the size of the pictures. I used to say something similar to her indoors...minus the words...of the pictures!
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Post by register on Jul 25, 2018 10:22:12 GMT
Just a little snippet while it's a little quiet. There is some talk of a new stadium, but we hear that most days! William Hague just pitched up in his fancy BMW convertible! He's a long time friend of my neighbours. I had thought of shouting at him...Rees-Mogg...Rees-Mogg...Rees-Mogg...but I thought better of it! It did amuse me to see my neighbours go out early, which is something they rarely do. Being Blairites and Corbett voters (their not that pleasant either) they had to leave before Hague arrived...sad people. Now about this new stadium...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2018 12:49:06 GMT
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Post by tjgull on Aug 27, 2018 13:05:03 GMT
It was in the daily mail so of course it must be true. What a load of shite. If you believe anything written in their hate filled, scare mongering rag (paper or online) then Lord help you.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2018 14:14:39 GMT
I hear they're recruiting...something tells me you'll fit in nicely!
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