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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2020 14:25:44 GMT
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8991381/Boy-15-faces-life-jail-driving-car-used-Coventry-drive-shooting.htmlProtection for the police... Without a doubt, that clip is one of the most despicable things I have witnessed in a long time! Our borders are left wide open to every piece of rubbish that wants to take advantage of a soft touch country! This rubbish can drive about this country without a care in the world, knowing full well there is no one to stop them...our police are a joke! The people in that car should be locked up forever, what they have done is despicable, for you can clearly see the driver has indicated to go right, and then blatantly turns left...words fail me! Oh, and there was some sort of shooting going on as well, but as this is Dystopian Britain it is hardly worth mentioning.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2020 14:49:02 GMT
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8991381/Boy-15-faces-life-jail-driving-car-used-Coventry-drive-shooting.htmlProtection for the police... Without a doubt, that clip is one of the most despicable things I have witnessed in a long time! Our borders are left wide open to every piece of rubbish that wants to take advantage of a soft touch country! This rubbish can drive about this country without a care in the world, knowing full well there is no one to stop them...our police are a joke! The people in that car should be locked up forever, what they have done is despicable, for you can clearly see the driver has indicated to go right, and then blatantly turns left...words fail me! Oh, and there was some sort of shooting going on as well, but as this is Dystopian Britain it is hardly worth mentioning.  Speaking of drivers...imagine that ad being put on the tele nowadays! Oh, forgot to mention, I'm now wearing a pair of the wife's knickers as a face mask against this Covid thingy...'cause nothing is gonna get into them! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2020 10:43:58 GMT
It's nice to see that some people are bending over backwards to help others in this time of crisis.  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2020 13:22:14 GMT
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Post by rjdgull on Nov 28, 2020 17:18:30 GMT
It's nice to see that some people are bending over backwards to help others in this time of crisis. View AttachmentKnob would’ve worked just as well! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2020 18:18:21 GMT
It's nice to see that some people are bending over backwards to help others in this time of crisis. View AttachmentKnob would’ve worked just as well! I don’t see how? If the note had read ‘I have lubricated my knob’ that would imply that the writer/resident was a man? Then that would be homophobic/hetrophobic or some other phobic! Which would bring down the wrath of your name sake, and you would have to ban yourself for three months! 🧐 My favourite time during a flight is when the plane is close to its destination, and the Stewardess comes up to me and says ‘flaps down.’ |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2020 8:49:49 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2020 9:49:08 GMT
Used to catch the old steam train from Torquay/Paignton to Kingswear in my youth...fabulous journey which I doubt exists now. 😥
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2020 10:11:01 GMT
Knob would’ve worked just as well! I don’t see how? If the note had read ‘I have lubricated my knob’ that would imply that the writer/resident was a man? Then that would be homophobic/hetrophobic or some other phobic! Which would bring down the wrath of your name sake, and you would have to ban yourself for three months! 🧐 My favourite time during a flight is when the plane is close to its destination, and the Stewardess comes up to me and says ‘flaps down.’ In a previous life (this life actually, but when I was a rather unsavoury character) I used to do a bit of flying. During one of these trips I was sat next to a Stewardess who was flying out to replace another person. So due to my wit, charm and vivacity, we got on very well. So much so, that on my next flight, when she was working, she tried to bump me up to first class, but sadly it was chocker. When the plane landed I was given a rather large bottle of Bolly and told if I could get the Monday flight back I would definitely get bumped up. I was all set to go, but at 1.40 in the morning of that day the Aussie Feds entered my hotel room! Needless to say, I didn’t make the flight, but I often wonder that should I have made that flight, would it have been ‘flaps down’ for me...and would I have joined that exclusive club? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2020 11:14:22 GMT
All those years ago when old man Occam came up with his brilliant idea, he was doing something simple...shaving. I have mentioned before, that I used to look after intellectually disabled prisoners. Some of these guys would lose the plot completely, and would have to be restrained on numerous occasions! Then you had to get out of them why all this was happening, and in the vast majority of cases it was something quite simple. Such is the case with the woman/person above! All she needs is a sound Rodgering to blow the wax out of her ears so she can listen to the people around her, although she probably won’t like what they’re saying. The problem we have here though, is who is brave enough to administer said Rodgering! While I am transdressing today...oops, sorry, I meant transgressing...it’s time to finish off this post. I have mentioned before about working in SA, and life was tough on the brow. So much so, that often you had to make a simple choice...eat, or go on the piss! So you can imagine that there wasn’t a lot of eating going on! This could have been remedied quite easily though...Sha& the old woman next door! She had said she would feed us if one of us engaged in the Horizontal Mamba with her! So in order to alleviate our hunger pains (there were three of us) we drew lots...I lost! After many hours of reflection on my life and multiple deep breaths, I made the short journey down the corridor! Things became a little hazy after that, because when she opened the door and her teeth fell out I fainted! I learnt later that she didn’t want me anyway, ‘cause she wanted Jock! Later that day, the three of us walked round the corner to Hans’s place for a drink...hungry but happy! 😉 |
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Post by rjdgull on Nov 29, 2020 11:49:56 GMT
Used to catch the old steam train from Torquay/Paignton to Kingswear in my youth...fabulous journey which I doubt exists now. 😥 O ye of little faith - link |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2020 13:06:49 GMT
Used to catch the old steam train from Torquay/Paignton to Kingswear in my youth...fabulous journey which I doubt exists now. 😥 O ye of little faith - linkNice to see it’s still operating and there are still places you can return to which haven’t been totally ravaged by the passing of time. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2020 13:16:40 GMT
All those years ago when old man Occam came up with his brilliant idea, he was doing something simple...shaving. I have mentioned before, that I used to look after intellectually disabled prisoners. Some of these guys would lose the plot completely, and would have to be restrained on numerous occasions! Then you had to get out of them why all this was happening, and in the vast majority of cases it was something quite simple. Such is the case with the woman/person above! All she needs is a sound Rodgering to blow the wax out of her ears so she can listen to the people around her, although she probably won’t like what they’re saying. The problem we have here though, is who is brave enough to administer said Rodgering! While I am transdressing today...oops, sorry, I meant transgressing...it’s time to finish off this post. I have mentioned before about working in SA, and life was tough on the brow. So much so, that often you had to make a simple choice...eat, or go on the piss! So you can imagine that there wasn’t a lot of eating going on! This could have been remedied quite easily though...Sha& the old woman next door! She had said she would feed us if one of us engaged in the Horizontal Mamba with her! So in order to alleviate our hunger pains (there were three of us) we drew lots...I lost! After many hours of reflection on my life and multiple deep breaths, I made the short journey down the corridor! Things became a little hazy after that, because when she opened the door and her teeth fell out I fainted! I learnt later that she didn’t want me anyway, ‘cause she wanted Jock! Later that day, the three of us walked round the corner to Hans’s place for a drink...hungry but happy! 😉 Oops, a bit of a typing error there, that should read, Horizontal Mambo...not Mamba! I’ve seen the handiwork of a Mamba, and it’s not pleasant! Even a Mamba would fear sliding into bed with that old woman... |
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Post by plainmoorpete on Nov 29, 2020 17:56:37 GMT
Knob would’ve worked just as well! I don’t see how? If the note had read ‘I have lubricated my knob’ that would imply that the writer/resident was a man? Then that would be homophobic/hetrophobic or some other phobic! Which would bring down the wrath of your name sake, and you would have to ban yourself for three months! 🧐 My favourite time during a flight is when the plane is close to its destination, and the Stewardess comes up to me and says ‘flaps down.’ Reg you're being sexist now. The Royal Mail employee who delivers my mail is female, so a polished knob does not necessarily imply a homophobic comment. Mind you I don't think she would interested in a knob anyway so best stick with the flaps. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2020 19:18:57 GMT
I don’t see how? If the note had read ‘I have lubricated my knob’ that would imply that the writer/resident was a man? Then that would be homophobic/hetrophobic or some other phobic! Which would bring down the wrath of your name sake, and you would have to ban yourself for three months! 🧐 My favourite time during a flight is when the plane is close to its destination, and the Stewardess comes up to me and says ‘flaps down.’ Reg you're being sexist now. The Royal Mail employee who delivers my mail is female, so a polished knob does not necessarily imply a homophobic comment. Mind you I don't think she would interested in a knob anyway so best stick with the flaps. There was a time when the flaps came down automatically, now, if they come down at all, they have to be cranked down by hand! 😳 Can we close the door on this flap thing please! 🥺 |
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