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Post by stig123 on Dec 31, 2022 6:04:46 GMT
Good shout stefano.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2022 14:30:04 GMT
A lot of you will know, that in my previous life I was an Elephant 🐘
Mrs Pew has dug a little deeper, and found out that in my life before that I was a Cannibal! You might think that is bad, but if I don’t pull my socks up, I’ll be back as the daughter of another bloody Cannibal…back as another bloody Elephant…or back as the daughter of an Eagle living in the mountains! 😮
Should anyone be interested 😂😂😂 in finding out what they were in a previous existence, I will need your DOB and banking PIN number! 🤘
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Post by plainmoorpete on Dec 31, 2022 16:06:31 GMT
A lot of you will know, that in my previous life I was an Elephant 🐘 African or Indian? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2022 18:16:40 GMT
A lot of you will know, that in my previous life I was an Elephant 🐘 African or Indian? African…if you saw my ears you wouldn’t have to ask! 🙉 |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2023 10:57:01 GMT
New year…time for new things to happen.
Will one of our forwards actually go forward and score a goal?
Will we actually score a goal from a corner?
If both of the above actually happen, we will have a chance of survival, if neither of them happens…we’re fu[ked! 🦣
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Post by stig123 on Jan 2, 2023 19:08:30 GMT
Belated happy new year blindpew.....I spent new year's eve watching a Vietnam war documentary and then some Stewart Lee stand up comedy. He did a very amusing piece on your favourite....Richard Littlejohn. You may...or more likely...may not find this amusing. All the best for 2023.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2023 9:00:25 GMT
Belated happy new year blindpew.....I spent new year's eve watching a Vietnam war documentary and then some Stewart Lee stand up comedy. He did a very amusing piece on your favourite....Richard Littlejohn. You may...or more likely...may not find this amusing. All the best for 2023. Now that is a New Year’s celebration…Vietnam War and Comedy! I on the other hand was in bed with Caroline Catz!🫂 I think the skit on Littlejohn went on a bit too long (I did have a Butcher’s) because hitting a mic on a stand for ten minutes is not quite Morecambe &Wise. That may sound somewhat defensive, but I am bearing Littlejohn’s child at the moment! 👶 |
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Post by stig123 on Jan 3, 2023 19:00:40 GMT
If you thought the Littlejohn sketch was a little too long...you will definitely not like his Ricky Gervais sketch....47 minutes of nothing but guttural sounds.
Bit too long....much like the Vietnam war.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2023 9:16:16 GMT
If you thought the Littlejohn sketch was a little too long...you will definitely not like his Ricky Gervais sketch....47 minutes of nothing but guttural sounds. Bit too long....much like the Vietnam war. I think I’ll give the 47 minutes of grunting a miss…although it would bring back some wonderful memories! 🤭 Littlejohn is very intuitive, and Gervais is very funny, so I think I’ll pass on someone who grunts and taps things for almost an hour! I’m guessing what this Lee guy does is called alternative comedy…ie. alternative to funny! 😞 |
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Post by stig123 on Jan 4, 2023 20:18:12 GMT
No argument here blindpew
.. personally I enjoy a lot of Stewart Lee's work...but I did not last the distance of the 47 minute grunt. Think we agree Lee is "alternative" and very much an acquired taste.Not for everyone.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2023 9:44:20 GMT
So let’s have a look at this:
Country on the bones of its arse - no water in the summer, no electrickery in the winter, NHS, swirling down the shitter, people arriving from every cardinal point on the planet!
So what does Rishi decide to put all his attention and resources towards…Maths!
I should have strangled the scrawny little shit when I had the chance! 👐
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2023 11:14:01 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2023 12:31:36 GMT
I can feel the dread on the site (not from everyone of course) …we all know it’s coming! 😬
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Post by plainmoorpete on Jan 10, 2023 19:13:34 GMT
I can feel the dread on the site (not from everyone of course) …we all know it’s coming! 😬 What, the FA Trophy (grail to you) 4th round? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2023 8:24:46 GMT
I can feel the dread on the site (not from everyone of course) …we all know it’s coming! 😬 What, the FA Trophy (grail to you) 4th round? The very thing. Well it’s coming, and there isn’t anything we can do about it! It’s what we call (well it’s actually what I call) a Club Killer, and nothing at Plainmoor will survive…not even Sharkey! 🥹 |
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