Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2009 20:18:28 GMT
I would be the first to admit that my footy skills were somewhat limited but I ended up involved in the first half dozen or so games of that Jewson SW League season including trips to Holsworthy, Bodmin and the long trek to Porthleven......We didn't win any games while I was involved and I don't think we even scored. I remember we lost 12-0 at St Austell before new blood eventually arrived and the club moved on.
The final SW League table for 1990/91 certainly points to a faltering start to Clyst's season and the recovery that followed:
I'm not sure if Ricardo started the game at Porthleven back in 1990 or whether - like me on Saturday - he spent most of the afternoon on the bench. Following our earlier discussions about memorial benches - a subject close to Dave's heart - I can recommend these at Gala Parc for watching football (picture from the excellent Pyramid Passion website: www.pyramidpassion.co.uk):
What's more Saturday's game - against St Austell - was an absolute corker.
The background to the match is that Porthleven are top of the SW Peninsula League Div 1 (West) - basically a division covering Cornwall and Plymouth - but have asked not to be considered for promotion. This sounds like lack of ambition until you look at a map and eventually find Porthleven which is probably the most southerly place in England where people pay to watch football (with the possible exception of Mullion). Elevation to a league that extends to the northern wastelands of Witheridge and Cullompton could easily result in increased expenditure and reduced revenue. Consequently "The Fishermen" seem content to plod along at a lower level (or are they "pot hunting" without wanting to mix it with the big boys?).
By contrast Penzance - further west of course - and St Austell want promotion and are throwing money about (by Cornish standards) in their quest. Both can catch Porthleven and it may be that - if neither wins the title (in a "one up" league) - the higher-placed gets the prize.
So, on Saturday, St Austell had much to play for and - after dominating the first half-hour - went a goal behind. Then pushing forward, helped by the gale blowing down the valley, they scored two quick goals just before half-time. From this point onwards it was a game you felt could go either way.
And that's how it proved.....two goals in quick succession meant Porthleven led 3-2 with fifteen minutes to go....an 88th minute equaliser and an injury time winner gave the game to St Austell 4-3. Pound-for-pound it was probably the most gripping game I've seen in ages decided when - as the Sunday Independent memorably put it - "Nancarrow headed home with the last kick of the game".
Nancarrow, how's that for a Cornish name? Looking at the programme there was also a Penhaligon and a Laity as well as some footballers of yesteryear: W Brown; L Bradd; m Day. And, speaking of familiar names, I noticed the Costcutter in Porthleven is dedicated to the memory of Vaughan Williams? Surely not the famous composer?
Ralph Vaughan Williams was a noted collector of English folk songs which makes you wonder what he'd have thought of the cacophony of sounds emanating from the mouth of the Porthleven goalkeeper throughout the afternoon: "Right shoulder, Jamie!"; "Left shoulder, Jamie!"; "Big Winners!"; "Big and strong!". What do these calls mean? Do they help or hinder Jamie's efforts? Or does Jamie think his keeper is a mouthy prick? There's a whole history of footballers' shouts waiting to be written in my opinion. For instance why don't you hear the shout of "Squeeze!" so often these days?
Gala Parc is a modest but tidy little ground which does the job for the hundred or so people who watch the team. It's about half-a-mile inland set amongst one of those 1960s suburban estates you find dotted along the Cornish coast. Worth a visit if you're ever in the area and - should you be in West Cornwall on Good Friday - there's the big one against Penzance to savour.
Here's some more pictures form Pyramid Passion together with a small souvenir: