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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2023 8:41:34 GMT
I know it’s the Sun but… Albanian gangster granted anonymity after claiming asylum in the UK — to protect his security AN Albanian gangster has been granted anonymity after claiming asylum in the UK — to protect his security. A judge banned The Sun from identifying the man — guilty of appalling crimes including murder. The middle-aged crook arrived by boat in Britain after serving a life sentence for murder and other “very serious” offences in his home country. But a judge ruled his identity must be kept secret “for the sake of his security” — after he claimed he was at risk from rival mobsters. I did have a quick look at the article in the Sun, and it’s nice to see that the Albanian in question is having a nice comfortable time in his hotel room (or prison cell as some people call it) plotting his next murder, whilst awaiting the verdict on his deportation. The deportation verdict can be divided into percentages: 99% chance of not being deported, and 1% chance of being deported. Should for some reason (probably a shift in the time/space continuum) this gentleman be recommended for deportation, these are the three things that could happen. 1) Garry Lineker and the Luvvies (now that is a great name for a band, but not to be confused with The Anti-Wokeflakes of course) will take it upon themselves to save this wonderful being and stop his expulsion from the country. 2) Should the authorities actually get him to the plane, some woman with a whopping great knob will stop the plane from taking off. 3) The plane with this wonderful gentleman on board will actually leave the airport and he will be back the following week after having crossed the channel by dingy yet again. I think we all need some music…coming a bit later. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2023 10:08:20 GMT
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11967491/Woman-sets-Nike-sports-bra-alight-Burn-Bra-Challenge-face-boycott-Mulvaney-deal.htmlAnother victory for the Anti-Wokeflakes, against the madness that exists in the world today! This Mulvaney person :not sure what the Man/Woman/Thing is, so we’ll call them it: does advertising for Nike Sports Bras (when it doesn’t even have a pair of tits, but does have a whopping great knob) and Bud-Light…both companies now realise that they were being immensely stupid! In other news, the American President has claimed that one Irish rugby player kicked the shit out of the Black and Tans…an attempt to rewrite history or something else? 🤪
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Post by chelstongull on Apr 17, 2023 10:10:30 GMT
Jeez….
A teacher claims she was left humiliated after being made to apologise to pupils at a private girls' school for calling them girls.
Pupils at the £20,000-a-year school complained and said not everyone in the class identified as female, with one pupil challenging the woman to acknowledge their pronouns.
The philosophy and religious education teacher was forced to say sorry after saying "good afternoon girls" at the start of the lesson.
Students wrote all their names and pronouns on the board the following day, with one of the children using the pronouns they/them.
They also held a lunchtime protest after she refused to acknowledge their request on usage and said she would need to involve parents if a pupil's preferred pronouns differed from their biological sex,
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Post by stefano on Apr 17, 2023 10:42:17 GMT
If the teacher called her class girls then I assume it is an all girls school. Will those with willy's please stand up. Ah thought not! 😉
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2023 12:00:04 GMT
I did notice the article mentioned above, but it’s become so normal that I only give them a cursory glance nowadays. 👀
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2023 9:50:32 GMT
I think we might need the help of the Wealdstone Raider tonight, because Wealdstone have the joint crappiest form in this league!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2023 8:26:29 GMT
Yesterday, I had to take one of my rare trips away from the beautiful place I live and take the road to Darlington. The sun was shining, the roads were a disgrace and the road sides were so full of rubbish I thought for a moment I was back in Africa again!
Mrs Pew is under the knife again shortly, this time she is having her knee replaced. We were told she could have it done by the NHS and wait for many years for the operation, or we could stump-up (when I say stump-up I’m not talking about our sex life) and get it done next week…next week it is.
The operation is being done by a Robot, which actually costs more than having it done by a human! Seemingly, the Robot works to within half a millimetre, which is far more accurate than any human. They do a 3D image of her leg, send the results to America for some reason and then program (as it is being done in America I used their version of programme) all the information into said Robot…we shall see.
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Post by stig123 on Apr 21, 2023 18:37:42 GMT
I hope all goes well blindpew..
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2023 8:17:15 GMT
I hope all goes well blindpew.. Her first replacement (hip) was a nightmare because of her high blood pressure, stemming from a fear of being operated on. She seems to be a lot more relaxed about this one though. 🦦 |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2023 9:43:03 GMT
Out in the shed again, having a look at the planets and trying to find a cure for frostbite. Some of you will be aware of my Psychiatric Powers, and yes…I’ve done it again! Why do we have no pay on the day for matches? Why do we always seem to cherish playing in The Grail? Why is there never any news that comes out of the club? Why…? All the above and more are detrimental to the club, and yet TUFC (and their policies) make The Charge of the Light Brigade look like a day out riding Donkeys on Blackpool beach in comparison! Other sites are clamouring for the dismissal of GJ, but he can do no wrong, whilst other managers get fired at the drop of a hat! Yes, I can hear you shouting at your screens ‘tell us, please tell us what you know’…but I can’t! Legally, I could get shafted for telling you, but I can divulge one thing…there are two protagonists involved in this? 🤔 And I was right. 🫂 |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2023 8:21:26 GMT
 Wokies 0 : Anti-Wokeflakes 1. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2023 6:38:45 GMT
Any sport today? 🤔
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2023 8:56:55 GMT
Yes, it’s that time of year again, the never ending battle in the world of TUFC. So which Torquay team will turn up today: will it be like the ones who turned up at Isandlwana, or the ones from Rorke’s Drift? You can’t turn on t’internet nowadays without seeing the faces of the Wrexham owners…although I suppose it doesn’t make a lot of difference to me, because every time I turn on t’internet I see a pair of tits. Which was their main intention of course, and I wonder how long they would have continued to pump the money in if they hadn’t been promoted this season. |
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Post by chelstongull on Apr 29, 2023 9:39:02 GMT
Yes, it’s that time of year again, the never ending battle in the world of TUFC. So which Torquay team will turn up today: will it be like the ones who turned up at Isandlwana, or the ones from Rorke’s Drift? You can’t turn on t’internet nowadays without seeing the faces of the Wrexham owners…although I suppose it doesn’t make a lot of difference to me, because every time I turn on t’internet I see a pair of tits. Which was their main intention of course, and I wonder how long they would have continued to pump the money in if they hadn’t been promoted this season. As long as we can keep the score under 5 nil, I’ll be reasonably happy. |
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Post by chelstongull on Apr 29, 2023 9:43:03 GMT
“Wrexham's managed to bring in a whopping £225,000 in streaming sales during January and February alone following the start of the new National League TV service, with their return to League Two likely to boost those figures.“
“ The Red Dragons will also face Manchester United and Chelsea in pre-season friendlies in the States - despite finding themselves three divisions below the two teams in the English pyramid.”
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