Remotely interested...

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12168749/CRUISE-SHIPS-house-Channel-migrants.html


If only the stupid pensioners of this country had worked harder throughout their lives, we would be able to get a lot more Cruise Ships to house a lot more migrants. 

I’m glad that stupid pensioners can’t turn on their heating and rely upon food banks, or stealing food to survive…work harder next time you bastards! 🤨

The Riders of Rohan might have had a chance of defeating the Hordes of Mordor, but defeating the Hordes of Dover…they would have no chance! 

Gone are the days of women and children crossing the channel, now all we see are fit young men who look like they’re in the army…wait a minute? 🤔

www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/red-arrows-riviera-show-aliens-8496038


Goodness, even Torquay has got aliens! 👽 

Saw a very good documentary recently about the first moon landing, which cleared up a few things. 

They had no idea what they would find when they got there, so some of it was filmed in a studio on earth…hence the famous moving flag. During the time that footage was being shown, according to Armstrong they were surrounded by aliens and alien craft…just like a holiday for the aliens, looking at the stupid humans and their first attempt to get into space. 

If you look at the first interview of all the astronauts together, you can see them all looking highly fraught, and somewhat bemused at the whole process.

Armstrong was told that if he said anything, himself and his entire family (including grandparents and grandchildren) would meet with an unfortunate outcome…ie. death! I’ve known that to happen for a different reason, but not carried out by Americans, although it did happen in America. 

So no trips to the moon has happened for yonks, and none are planned. I can imagine the aliens warning off the Americans: “ vjd mlfg nfuekb ykgc kgynsy, wz kpk’wq mkb yhgkm gh gkmh gkl Khkf! “

Oh they’re coming, they’re coming…they’re just waiting to deliver God’s justice. 👽

Do you mean Sherwell Valley Primary? Never any of that when I was there.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12220187/TikTok-tearaway-Mizzy-18-seen-arrested-AGAIN.html


In answer to the headline…he will never learn! 

The reason for that is simple, nothing ever happens to ‘Piles of Puss’ like himself. The country is full of people like him and the jails are full of people like him! A short time in prison might slow him down a bit, because after receiving a sound Rodgering a few times, it will blow the wax out of his ears and he might for once listen. 

Should he ever decide to stroll into my house, he will end up taking a “selfie” with an axe in his head! 



The Mail have done an unpardonable thing by giving out the exact time that the people on this missing sub will run out of air…the exact time no doubt when vermin like the thing above will be celebrating. 🦧